The Amended Powders Meme

[makeyourownkindofmusic]

1 - Tag in with your character
2 - Tag another character with a color of your choosing or generate one with RNG.
3 - Make a mess.

1- Pink is alcoholic, best described as freeze-dried whiskey.
2- Orange tastes like blackcurrant juice. It also gives you an amazing amount of energy.
3- Blue tastes like chocolate milk. Drink it and you'll become a child.
4- Red tastes sort of malty, and will make the drinker feel suddenly veeerrry sleepy. They'll be able to explore the dreams of those around them.
5- Purple tastes of orange juice, and will switch your sex.
6- Green just basically makes you want to have sex.
7- Yellow gives you the urge to fight anyone you see and tastes like a big dollop of Vegemite dropped in a glass of water.
8- Brown is Felix Felicis. It tastes like root beer, but makes everything come up Milhouse.

Comments

green is the sexiest of drink

[thorson]

[Ullr stares at every joint in his fingers, very glad that his lap is hidden by the sides of the armchairs in the multimedia room. This is embarrassing. Human bodies have minds of their own and as he rests a large pillow on his legs (just in case) he finds himself wondering if disapparating quickly will fix the issue.]

Maybe we should watch a...documentary. Something serious.

[thistornadolovesyou]

What? [Hana quickly wipes the drool from her mouth and nods.] Serious, good. [What had they been watching? She can't even remember.] Something about animals. A Blue Planet or something.

[She gives Ullr a clap on the shoulder.] Something more exciting than whatever the fuck you had on before.

SMOOTH

[thorson]

[He jumps at the shoulder clap. The pillow nearly dislodges and he leans forward very quickly, on the pretext of checking his shoes.] Is a documentary on Ancient Norse property laws not interesting? I always found them fascinating. [Still, he reaches for the remote. He hesitates when he realises that if she dislodges the cushion on his lap, she's going to assume that he finds either animals or Norse property laws extremely interesting.]

Maybe we should just watch porn. Two humans, having sex. Just doing it. Like that Nike slogan. That's always, always...[Oh god] interesting.

'just doing it'

[thistornadolovesyou]

Guess you had to be there... [she says and rolls her eyes. Tucking her feet up on the sofa, Hana's about to snatch the remote away from Ullr when he brings up porn. Slowly, she draws her hand away.]

Well, it's sorta like a nature documentary... [pause] Maybe you should steal one of the suites and watch that in private, though. I, erm, don't want to be a third wheel.

[thorson]

Third wheel? But it would only be you and me. That would make you a second wheel. Second wheels are only an issue on unicycles. [He looks down, and then up again. And then down and up again, and back at the TV so he doesn't have to look at Hana.]

Do you...are you familiar with the, ah, green powder?

[thistornadolovesyou]

[It takes her a moment, then Hana starts grinning.] Oh, SERIOUSLY? That's what this is about? Green powder? [She shakes her head, then shrugs.] I'll get you off. It doesn't have to mean anything. Actually it'll mean less if it makes you stop being weird.

[She rests her chin in her hands and stares up at him.] The um second wheel was your hand, bee-tee-dubs. But it could be my hand if you want.

[thorson]

Oh thank goodness. [This had been getting uncomfortable.] I will take you up on that offer. This issue has become rather...pressing.

[He indicates with his head in the direction he thinks the bedrooms might be in.] Shall we?

[thistornadolovesyou]

Say no more, I'll lead the way. [Watching guys walk with a boner never fails to make Hana laugh. That would probably kill the mood, though... Angling down a hallway, she holds back a grin.] Unclaimed suites fast approaching! If I'm gonna fuck a viking, I'm gonna need an ample and sturdy bed. Hee! [with a giggle she glances over her shoulder at him and continues down the corridor.]