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[thelionheart]

LET'S CELEBRATE FRIDAY

EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL THURSDAY FOR MOST OF YOU

AND FOR ME

WHATEVER

This meme is one we've never replicated. Possibly because it's absolutely horrific. That's why it's going up now.

Marriage Meme

Tag in.
The characters who tag them have just woken up married to them.
Enjoy. Or don't.

Comments

[constantasthenorthernstar]

[Mari puts her foot firmly on Briar's ribs and pushes, trying to force this interloper out, out, OUT of her bed.]

Get up, get out, get moving. Come on.

[smilesinmotion]

[A few snorts and some rolling away from being pushed found Briar landing on the floor on the other side of the bed] Ow! What was that for?

[He peeks his head over the bed and attempts to glare. Sort of - he's still sleepy and sleepy glares are less than effective on a good day]

[constantasthenorthernstar]

Well, you see, [She points, pointedly, at the bed.] This is mine. And you are in it. And I did not invite you to be in it. So explain and explain quickly why you were occupying the greater part of my bed. You might surmise from my anger, I suppose, just why you are on the floor.

[smilesinmotion]

I'm pretty sure I don't sleep in beds I'm not invited into. [It was hard enough getting him into a bed, some nights. Although if he was drunk enough ...

He sits on the bed, ignoring the other occupant for a moment, and tries to remember what happened last night. Blurred memories, laughing, and a surprising lack of other-people-dream memories. He rubs his forehead, trying to bring some memories back, and sees a glint of gold.

Suddenly, he remembers more than he really wants to. He sneaks a look at her hand and, yes, there it was. Matching wedding band]

Now I'm pretty sure I was invited in.

[constantasthenorthernstar]

What? [Mari looks down and spots her own wedding ring.] Aw, what? Not again...

[smilesinmotion]

Not again? What do you mean by again?

[constantasthenorthernstar]

Let's just say...this isn't my first run around the barnyard. [She looks at her hands, and then looks up at him.] You don't seem like my type, no offence. Just give me your details and I'll get the divorce sorted out.