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[thelionheart]

LET'S CELEBRATE FRIDAY

EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL THURSDAY FOR MOST OF YOU

AND FOR ME

WHATEVER

This meme is one we've never replicated. Possibly because it's absolutely horrific. That's why it's going up now.

Marriage Meme

Tag in.
The characters who tag them have just woken up married to them.
Enjoy. Or don't.

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camcom is all i ever want

[notthejerkbag]

[There's also a wedding ring taped to the laptop case of this certain someone.

This certain someone has decided she's not interested in dealing with why a man is asleep in a computer chair next to her computer, and is in the kitchen, reading a book.]

[asianfail]

[He is very disoriented when he wakes up. Where is he? Why is there a ring on this laptop he doesn't recognize? Why doesn't he recognize anything?

Moving very, very slowly, he looks around the room before cautiously leaving to explore other rooms. He finds the kitchen soon enough and debates silently whether he should exit silently or ask questions.]

... Excuse me.

[notthejerkbag]

[Elsa very obviously tenses up and turns around. College, she reminds herself. This is college. These things happen. Strange men...apparently come into your flat and fall asleep next to your computer. She smiles a rictus smile which doesn't last long.]

Er. [Yeah, no, her voice pretty much gives out after that and she lowers her head down beneath the level of her book.]

[asianfail]

[It looks like she doesn't know why he's here any more than he does, but... looks don't mean everything. He hopes.]

... Sorry. I don't know why I'm here. Do you?

[notthejerkbag]

Er, college? [That's all she can think of to say. It's college! Do people really need a reason? She feels a bit sick.] I don't know

[And with that she slides down in her chair, trying to memorise a diagram of a wrist. Radius, ulna, metacarpals, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, stranger in the kitchen, hamate, midcarpal joint, elevated heart rate, scaphoid, lunate, regulate breathing, triquetrum, pisiform, radiocarpal joint. It would be awkward if she just sat there. She needs to say something. But what can she really say? She needs to say something. Okay. Say something. Go. Now. Say something. Be a Llewelyn, not a quitter. Llewelyns say stuff at times like this. She's sure that unnamed brave, heroic relative way back who got them cursed would have said something in a situation like this. Be brave like him. Say something. Absolutely anything.]

We've no breakfast things.

[asianfail]

[...

...

.... Cameron didn't know there could be someone more awkward than he is. He blinks slowly.]

Uh.

[He looks around the kitchen.] That's okay. I don't need breakfast, but... [Can he ask if he could just leave?] Should I... just go?

[What is the proper etiquette for waking up in a stranger's place?]

[notthejerkbag]

[shrug] If you'd like.

["Please leave."

After this she's probably just going to go back to her room and mentally kick herself for a bit. The sooner he's out, the sooner she'll start feeling more comfortable.]

[asianfail]

[Cool.

.... Cool.]

Sorry for... disturbing you.

[Taking off the ring he makes sure to draw zero attention to, he places it on the kitchen counter before collecting anything that is his and ollies out as quickly as he physically can.]