[OH. That explains it. Richie looks momentarily surprised, but quickly regains his composure.] I apologise. I would help you if I could but, [He smiles and shrugs, though flustered ever so slightly] I'm asexual. So, I'm afraid this isn't my forte. I mean, I can try and help you in any non-bedroom way I can. But if you require direct assistance, I'm sure you'll find quite a few of the men - and women - aboard will be happy to help.