Look at you! Little Miss Betty Crocker! [Adam pauses and looks concerned.] Wait, she's a baker. Little Miss Martha Stewart? Or that barefoot woman. I always wonder where her shoes went...
[He grins and gazes over Airmed's shoulder.] You know what would make this better? And I'm not saying bacon. Too obvious. What would make it better is smoked salmon. Just try it. You'll prolly like it.
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I wrote a drabble about that once. Did not turn out well.
Date: 2015-04-24 03:03 pm (UTC)[He grins and gazes over Airmed's shoulder.] You know what would make this better? And I'm not saying bacon. Too obvious. What would make it better is smoked salmon. Just try it. You'll prolly like it.