[He jumps at the shoulder clap. The pillow nearly dislodges and he leans forward very quickly, on the pretext of checking his shoes.] Is a documentary on Ancient Norse property laws not interesting? I always found them fascinating. [Still, he reaches for the remote. He hesitates when he realises that if she dislodges the cushion on his lap, she's going to assume that he finds either animals or Norse property laws extremely interesting.]

Maybe we should just watch porn. Two humans, having sex. Just doing it. Like that Nike slogan. That's always, always...[Oh god] interesting.