[Okay, Els decides, looking at her wrists in the sports bar. Okay, she's never falling for the sweet siren song of something that looks like it might be mint again. Okay, she tells herself, okay. Don't take your jeans off. Just fold your arms and try not to think about taking your jeans off. Stop thinking about taking your jeans off.]
i apologise cam this will not end well
It's hot in here. Is it, is it hot in here?