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[thelionheart]

LET'S CELEBRATE FRIDAY

EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL THURSDAY FOR MOST OF YOU

AND FOR ME

WHATEVER

This meme is one we've never replicated. Possibly because it's absolutely horrific. That's why it's going up now.

Marriage Meme

Tag in.
The characters who tag them have just woken up married to them.
Enjoy. Or don't.

Comments

[whythesparkles]

[Why does Iara sound so shrill and annoying?] Baby you don't have a brother, [he mumbles and rolls over. Unlike Umeka, he does not have to put on glasses to see who's next to him.

Matty screams.]

[umehime]

[Umeka screams. Mostly, she's screaming because Matty is screaming, but when she comes round the bed with glasses on and sees just who is screaming, the horror is real.]

What is wrong with you? This is not an appropriate prank!

[whythesparkles]

WHAT?! I did not do this! You must be in my bed! Why would I do this?! It's horrible!

[Ugh, ugh, ugh. Matty rolls out of the bed and lands on his feet, still shuddering.]

Ugh! What did you do?

[umehime]

I didn't do anything! I'd never do anything!

[She is losing her mind right now, but is digging her nails into the palms of her hands to keep from approaching Poseidon levels of insane.] You did something! Your stupid, arrogant self did something like- like- likelike- [It's getting harder and harder to ignore the ring on her finger.] Like sleep in the same bed as a near stranger! [She grits her teeth and starts shuffling towards the door.] Goodbye.

[whythesparkles]

[Matty's eyes nearly pop out of his skull. He's gone to ball his hands into fists (he'd never hit her, but dammit it's a natural reaction to anger!) only to find something foreign and strange, pressing into the meat of his hand.

It's a ring.]

Wow, what the fuck? You crawl into my bed, you put a ring on me? DID YOU STEALTH MARRY ME?