[Matty's eyes nearly pop out of his skull. He's gone to ball his hands into fists (he'd never hit her, but dammit it's a natural reaction to anger!) only to find something foreign and strange, pressing into the meat of his hand.
It's a ring.]
Wow, what the fuck? You crawl into my bed, you put a ring on me? DID YOU STEALTH MARRY ME?
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It's a ring.]
Wow, what the fuck? You crawl into my bed, you put a ring on me? DID YOU STEALTH MARRY ME?